What? No, WHAAAAATTTT? (in my best approximation of Lil Jon’s voice)…
This is your Joyful Processor, offering up apologies for the video being presented for something called the Morning Groove. For all my female readers, I sincerely apologize for the video presentation that is about to be posted. I want everyone to know that most mornings, songs about strip club activities do not make the Processor’s mental musical jukebox, especially at hours before 8:00 AM.
And then there’s this morning.
It’s not that I’m running out of songs to present each day. Trust me, I have so many I often have trouble choosing which ones to use. However, I said one day to one of my blogger friends (and you know who you are), I would put this one up, and I have now completed that mission.
Some ladies may dance to this. I understand; if they can dance to the likes of “Get Low,” or “Loyal” despite the lyrics, they can dance to this too, I guess. Call it a guilty pleasure; I actually do like the song, in spite of the message it sends. In the right setting, it’s a party starter. I can’t tell you what it does in other places.
It was a hit. That’s all you’re going to get out of me. It’s “Salt Shaker.” It’s the Morning Groove…or the Morning Grunt, or something.
I would understand if some of you left and never came back. It’s okay if you do. I promise I’ll do better tomorrow. For those of you who stick around, thanks for reading and maybe, if you’re brave enough, listening. 😉 (this version is as clean as I could find, at least lyrically).